Jake and His Chickens

Oh! Hello! My name is Jake.
Let me come over for a serious talk about my chickens.
These girls are Bovan hybrids that lay pretty, fat, brown eggs. People rave about the eggs all of the time.

But let me tell you - quietly - the secret.

My pies. Really! They follow me around like groupies waiting for them to cool. I admit - I like the attention.

These girls can't get enough of them, because in them are my parasites and such, which to them are quite tasty.

And I have to say, they are doing me a favor.

The more they eat, the less I re-digest as I graze.

So the less I have to get that apple flavored medicine paste that the humans think is funny when I get it stuck all over my mouth.

Well if you are going to be grossed out about it, I'll leave!